It's Still Just Some Joke!

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3.
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.
The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Boy: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

Boy: Pockets.

Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge*

Boy: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Boy: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Boy: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname.

Principal: Chinekeme!!.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Boy: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
"Send this BLOODY boy to the university...
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!"

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#Share the Laughter..

TOO FAR TO COME HOME

TOO FAR🛤 TO COME HOME🏘
       By Prize Nwenearizi

I Looked how far I have gone in this lonely road,
How distant I have crawled from home,
How far I was lost from you
And all that could happen to me was free rolling of tears.

I saw a picture in my mind
A picture of you and I walking down the wet streets
Hands tied together like black slaves
But it was just a picture
A sweet sorrowful memory buried in the past.

For a long time now I was gone
Gone too far and I cannot trace back my steps for they have been washed away from the surface of the sand like a faded memory
I was lost from the world
I was like the only soul in a world of noise
I went too far from home.

So in this solitude I cannot think far
Nor allow dreams to lay on same bed with me
I know you loved me when we were free
When life has not taken too much from its kindness
When I make love to you too good that you always leave your panties around the ears of the bed
I know then you loved me.

Like I earlier said,I have gone to far
I cannot go back from here
Solitude is harmful but it has given me the chance to think for myself
And if there should be a day of us you should remember, remember the day I slept on the cold floor while you slept on the peaceful bed.

Songs of soul
Prize Nwenearizi.

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Label: Poem

Just A Joke

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.

A Friday 's Question; Who Can Answer?

Morning Wisdom...

1 Corinthians 10 VS 13

"Every test you have experienced is the kind that normally comes to people. But God keeps His promise, and He will not allow you to be tested beyond your power to remain firm; at the time you are put to test, He will give you the strength to endure it, and so provide you with a way out." 

THEY ALL LEFT...

THEY ALL LEFT
         BY prize Nwenearizi

Moments passed but It was like the passing of a bad dream.
1,2,3,4, I counted the stars
And a little tear dropped carelessly down to my chest
1,2,3,4,5,6, I counted again trying to exceed my previous numbers but my voice was the echo of a bereaved kingdom
My nose was running and I choked with my breath.

I cleaned my tears with my palms and and looked up to the sky again
The tiny light was fading away and the moon was getting shy
The cloud became darker and the cool breeze turn to a cold nightmare.

Thunders struck and once again the chaste darkness was disvirgined by the fleeting lights(meaning? )
"Uuuhmmm" I folded my body with my thought and never moved an inch.

The grass was getting wet and the soil was cold already
My blood was cold too
But my eyes were still red hot because  my tears has turned it an abode of hell.

At last the long awaited rain started falling
I remained calm in the open field and I sat like an old monk
I cried so hard but the rain washed my tears off hardly too
My little friends the stars ran away
Even the moon who stood by me in the dark could not stand the rain with me.
"But all will be fine," I said to myself.

After the rain I stood up
The stars and the moon came back shyly knowing how they betrayed me
I walked away without saying goodbye to them and all alone I went home to find true sleep.

Prize Nwenearizi
Literature is born.

Happy New Month

Happy New Month!!
More blessings and more love...

#Peace

STAND

You got the ability?
Then stand up from your comfort zone and apply it
"Remember that hard works beat talent.
Kiarainspires.

ETERNITY IN HEART; LOST WITHOUT YOU...

It's been a sand of time
Since we lost the cord that binds
Since pride blew our love away
And loneliness takes the order of the day

Ever since then then I have missed you in all the ways
In my darkness and my light
In my struggles and in my fight
In my lost and in my gains

In my pleasure and in my pains
In my comfort and my troubles
In my distress and in my hustle

I missed you in the winter
And in the summer
In the cold seasons
And in fleeting reasons
In my dark passion
And in my truthful actions
I love you.
Kiarainspires.

TRY TO GO THROUGH

"The ultimate test of a man is not in his time of comfort but in times of adversity and controversy for the man who fell and stood is better than he who never fell at all."

Try to go through the tough time by being tough yourself
Never relent yet for its only those who crossed the desert that can see the water.

Kiarainspires.

SONG.

Today is the day
Today is the day
You leave all your pains
You leave all your pains
Cos it's gonna weigh you down

Even when you pray
Even when you pray
You should not cry
You should not cry
Cos it's gonna weigh you down.

Chorus
Lord let your mercy fall down
Let it fall before we break our bones
Let it fall before our thoughts go wrong
Let your mercy fall Lord.
Kiarainspires.

WHAT IS LIFE?

"Sometimes I lie awake and ask,is life a multiple choice test or a true or false test?then a voice came to me from the dark and said"we hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
Kiarainspires .

TAKE CALCULATED RISK.

"He that is not courageous enough to  take risk will never accomplish anything in life." Mohammed Ali.

Bill gates,Warren buffett, Dangote, Manchester United all have taken a Hugh risk in order to get there.

ALWAYS HAVE PLAN B

One does not test the deepness of water with both feet.
Always have a back up to every plan.
Kiara Inspires.

SHOW THEM.

We do not want to tell our dreams but want to show them.

Work towards your dreams not talk towards it.

"Remember that after all said and done more is being said than done."
Now I want your done to be more than said.

TRY AGAIN.

Kiara Inspires.

SPEAK TO YOUR FUTURE.

The past cannot hear you but the future is listening.

Speak to future!!

Kiara Inspires

THE WIND OF LIFE

When the wind blows, the branches in a tree will dance and laugh because it's strength is from the root.

Try to have an alternative.
Never rely solely on your self.
Have a support system in as much you try all by yourself.
Find a shoulder to lean on.
Find a root to hang on if the wind of life blows.

ITS BETTER TO WIN THE WAR

Some words are better left unsaid.

You can walk away and loose the argument
"Remember that someone can win the battle but not the war."

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LEARN TO BE STRONG ON YOUR OWN

One does not take medicine on behalf of the sick.
Meaning: one must know that a stage in life he or she must walk alone.
Life they say is per head.

Learn how to depend on yourself and cut off the path of you that think you cannot survive without people.
Peace.
KiaraInspires.

DO THE RIGHT THING AT RIGHT TIME.

Posterity will never forgive an elder who went to sleep at noon while goats eats his barns of yam.
Lesson.
Do the right thing at the right time to avoid regrets.
Be self-disciplined and ever time cautious. The time never stop ticking and neither stops for you.
Utilize every of your opportunity at our disposal.

Kiarainspires.